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Leader in specialist recruitment or leader in incompetence?

When dealing with people’s money it pays to be careful with it and how you act towards someone when it means they aren’t going to get it. This is known world wide and is doubly imperative if you lay claim to be a “leader of specialist recruitment” in the financial sector.

I am currently filling my time working for a particular agency who lays down a claim to be such a leader in recruitment and a specialist in finance and accounting. You would think that of all people, this agency would understand the need to look after people’s money.
It would appear not.

They currently have only one method of returning a completed timesheet to them, by post. That’s right, this “world leader” is solely dependent on a system that loses around 14.4 million letters a year!
I feared from day one of using this agency that each Friday, for I am paid weekly, I was entering a pay-day lottery where I had to hope and pray that they received my timesheet and I got paid.

Last Friday I didn’t get paid, I was a winner of the pay-day lottery, or a loser in a very real sense.

Upon noticing that I hadn’t been paid I immediately contacted the agency to ask why I hadn’t been paid only to be told that I had to contact their accounts department. All well and good, until I called them and discovered that their “accounts department” is actually a call centre!
I explained that I had posted my timesheet as usual and had not been paid. The solution they offered, the only solution they offered, was for me to fax a copy of my timesheet directly to them and they would pay me via BAS transfer. I was told this would reach my account on Tuesday, grumbling but accepting I had no other choice I duly followed their instructions.
I enquired about A CHAPS payment and was told that my situation didn’t justify that and it wasn’t their fault that Royal mail had lost my timesheet. I suggested that it was easy to point fingers, the timesheet could easily have been lost at their end but accepted that I wasn’t going to get the faster payment.

Fast forward to today, Wednesday, one day after I was told I would receive my money.

I still haven’t been paid.

I called the agency and was put through to the office manager who told me that she had told the person I spoke to on Friday and Monday regarding this issue that I should not have been told to contact the accounts department but instead they should have handled it for me. I asked why this person hadn’t called me back and told me this when it could have been sorted out sooner only to be told it wasn’t her fault and the staff were new, 1 month and 4 months respectively.
That is no excuse as far as I am concerned.
Train your staff, if you tell them they’ve informed a client incorrectly of a procedure then make sure they follow it up and correct the mistake. Especially when it stops people being paid.

She asked for a copy of the timesheet which I duly faxed across to her and she took it up with accounts for me.

After lunch I speak to the manager again who asks me if I sent the timesheet to accounts yesterday. It transpires that they are claiming it only reached them yesterday yet I have a competed fax transmission report in my hand that states quite clearly they received the timesheet on Friday.
Someone is clearly lying or not doing their job properly.

Frustrated that it’s now going to be a week after I was due to be paid that I receive my money I ask some basic but pertinent questions such as:

1) Why are they reliant on the postal system when other, equally as large agencies, provide a dedicated fax number for timesheet returns?
2) Why wasn’t my problem dealt with on that day by my representative instead of left to fend for myself with incorrect instructions?
3) Why isn’t there a system in place to alert them when a timesheet hasn’t been processed so they can correct this oversight before pay-day deadline?

Well, this didn’t go down well.

Question 1 was never answered; murmurings about them being a large company filtered my way.

Question 2 garnered the same excuse about staff being new and not understanding the role. Surely it is down to the manager to ensure that staff are trained properly and understand the role fully.

Question 3 hit a nerve, the manager was clearly unable to grasp the concept and insisted that the agency was far too large to incorporate a system like that, it didn’t exist and they would be inundated with thousands of alerts a day because of temps not on placement or on holiday or hording their timesheets for double pays (which isn’t allowed anyway)
I explained that other, equally as large agencies already use such a system, it very much exists, that I could easily design one for them and that they wouldn’t get 1000′s of alerts a day because alerts would only be issued on ACTIVE temps and alerts would be issued on 1 day.
This system is in place and working very well at Adecco, a worldwide agency with a lot of government contracts…
As for the issue of people holding onto timesheets for double pay outs, this is not allowed and should blacklist them from being alerted that a timesheet has not been processed.

The manager then, in a very condescending manner, said “well maybe that’s something for the 22nd century but not now” making the excuse that the agency was far too large to implement such a system. This manager, as you may have guessed, has no undertsnding of how such systems work and is unwilling to even consider that their current system is in anyway flawed. I worry about companies that promote people with little business sense or vision to managerial roles…

This “leader in specialist recruitment” relies on a flawed method of timesheet return, has an incompetent call centre as its accounts department and is unwilling to invest in methods to improve the speed and cost of timesheet processing when its competitors are embracing new technologies to the full. Let’s face it, faxes are hardly new technology yet this agency is unable to move out of the age when post was the only method of information delivery let alone take the lead in its field.

The icing on the cake was when I asked them to consider what would have happened if I was unable to borrow the money I needed to pay my bills/debts. “Imagine if I had a mortgage, or if I had incurred overdraft charges” I proposed. “Would you pay the charges from my bank for your mistakes?” The resounding answer was “No.”

I am considering preparing a letter to the agency head office, covering what happened to me, how I was left to fend for myself and my case handle inefficiently. I will outline areas they can increase performance and save money as well as building a better relationship with the people they make the money from, the temporary workers like me.

A word from the wise: Avoid this agency unless you cannot help it, its rivals are friendlier, better equipped and embracing new technology, this old dinosaur should be left to die. I am not alone in this experience and will be looking to move to a previous agency I used, not without its faults, but one that understands progress and building a relationship with its clients, including when things go wrong.

Until then, I will continue to play the pay-day lottery until such time as my contract ends or I find something a little more suitable to my talents and strengths.

Halloween 2006

Angie and I had a little shindig on Saturday to celebrate Halloween, her birthday, some random celebrations which I can’t spell at 23:15 and our moving into our new flat.

Neither Angie or I planned on getting drunk however we ended up totally wasted, probably due to not eating much that day and not drinking for some time. One large bottle of vodka + lots of Blue Charge = lots of fun. And mess :D

Highlights include:
The fireworks (inc when Maffu lit one and realised he couldn’t let it go…), Angie falling straight back whilst playing with a sparkler (injuring herself quite badly as it turns out), the spaghetti fight and other things we won’t go into here ;)
Around a third of the pics taken turned out insanely blurry but I’ve uploaded the clear ones over at Flickr. I of course have the worst costume, but in my defence it only cost £3 from Asda. And was for ages 11-13.

Angie ended up in hospital today because of her fall. She’s done some nasty damage to her back and neck muscles and has to be constantly dosed up on pain killers and do back/neck exercises every 15 minutes. She’s blaming Maffu and Rob for this, claiming it was my turn to be in the hospital but it’s passed over me in some Final Destination type way :P

Sometimes too simple?

I noticed this interface for a machine at my work the other day, I wonder just how many technophobes are gonna freak out when it stops working and all they have is two buttons and an LED next to a question mark…

Trapped in the (water) closet

So I go to meet a friend on saturday for a coffee at Cafe Latino’s in town.

As we order our drinks I let my friend know I’m just nipping to the toilet and will be out shortly. Upon entering the spacious unisex toilet I notice the door hasn’t shut properly behind me so I pull it harder. Only to pull the handle a clear inch away from the door! It’s still attached (barely) but I’ve not moved the mechanism so I push it back on, lock the door and go about my business.

Upon trying to leave, the handle moves only half way and as much as I push, kick and barge the door it’s not moving.

A small grin crosses my face. It’s a ridiculous situation to be in but the surroundings aren’t too bad, it’s spacious, there’s water, a coat hook, a mirror, somewhere to sit and if I need the loo I’m not gonna be in trouble am I.
Anyway, I decide to ring my friend to come open the door from the outside. So he answers, and I explain my dilema. Silence……

I hang up, assuming he’s on his way and wait… and wait…
So I ring again…
He says hello, and I tell him to get a move on.
Silence…..
So I hang up and start sending him a txt. he calls just as I’m sending it, none the wiser to my situation. Seems that his phone crashed everytime I called him, so along he comes and opens the door. I go up to the counter and call the manager bod over and say..
“Excuse me mate, I’ve just been in your toilet and got trapped inside, my mate had to come let me out”
The guy get’s the biggest shit eating grin and goes “Oh yeah….”

Thinking to myself that he’s a first class idiot I go out and chat to my mate only moments later I realise I need more sugar, so I head back inside to get some.

Only to see the toilet door handle waggling furiously and a small kid outside wondering what to do. He opens it and a lady comes out. The manager then calls over to the kid with “Oh yeah, the toilet doors not working…”

Absolute idiot. Couldn’t even make the time to put an out of order sign on the door or indeed to inform anyone who headed that way. I wonder just how many people got trapped inside that day….

GooTube and things that make me mad

Today I dealt with a query that nearly made me bang my head against the wall:

Driver: Hi. Errrr… you sent me a speeding fine notification
Me: Yup.
Driver: But I was only doing 53mph in a 40mph….They can’t do me for that can they?
Me: Yes, it’s THE LAW. Speed limits are legally enforcable and if they catch you on camera they get you for it…..

Cue discussion about how much the fine is and how many penalty points he’ll get on his licence. He could barely believe he’d get points let alone a fine for breaking the law. Some people are just too stupid to be let loose on the roads…..

Google bought YouTube for $1.6 billion today. (The service will now only be referred to as GooTube around these parts)
My friend and I often discussed YouTube and how it could possibly make any money. We came to the following conclusions several months ago:
* It was started to host videos of people lighting their farts. And
* the only way it could make money would be to be bought out by another company such as Google.

How accurate can you be……

Talking of Google, I was doing a search at work and decided to use Google’s cache feature to help me find the relevant info faster only to get myself presented with a huge warning screen informing me that the site I had tried to access was blocked and my details logged. Cue a mispelling of a url shortly after and MSN search tied to kick in (not by my choice) and again! Another warning screen! I totalled 4 in 5 minutes.
Of course I phoned tech support…
Me: You’ve blocked Google Cache!
IT support: Yes.
Me: But that’s like tearing out half the pages of the dictionary and telling me to get on with it!
IT Support: Yes. Umm…Sorry?
Me: You’ve blocked Google Cache! I use that feature of the search engine.
IT Support: You could talk to your director(!) and ask for access….

Turns out that their web filter is
a) shit
and
b) badly configured

so because people have been abusing these two issues they decided to make it block everything and unblock things on an ‘as asked by a director of the company’ level.
It took them 2 weeks to issue me with a password to login to the system and 2 months to get back to me about accessing a shared folder I urgently needed for work. A ‘new starter’ that’s been in the company for 6 weeks is still waiting for a PC to use…
I can tell you now that if I were to ever run that department they’d be a lot of changes and even a few sackings…

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Two new arrivals

We got some new fish today, 2 female guppys. We’re hoping that they might interest the two males we’ve got who have been acting suspiciously gay…

The bathroom got a small decoration as well, thanks to Matt and Maffu at Fat Face we have this funky wall deco up now :)


And of course, Mr Cotton’s Parrot to finish it off nicely ;)

Scams a plenty

My day job colleague told me about a new scam hitting the British motorways, I believe it’s called “shunting” and it goes like this:

Two cars work in tandem, they pick a victim, usually a lorry and set to work. One drives in front of the lorry whilst the other drives behind. At a suitable point the second driver overtakes the lorry and pulls into position behind the first car. The first car shortly after slams on the brakes causing the second car to do the same and the lorry to attempt to do the same, causing it to crash into the second car. Cue lots of insurance claims for personal injury and the like against the lorry.
Apparently people are even doing this with children on board, I could never do that, the safety of my child (if I had one) would be far more important than the money gained fom such a stunt.

This other scam is very impressive, it’s always been rumoured that ATM’s have hidden back doors known only to the programmers and now there’s the video proof. I wonder if there is no option to reset the machine back to it’s normal operations or if he left in a rush and forgot or simply left it that way with a Robin Hood gleam in his eye.

I wonder how many people when given a larger amount of money than requested but not charged for would say anything, especially considering how much the banks make in profit each year….

Saying that, this is going to be traced back to the firm/person who coded the ATM software and someone is in for one hell of a bollocking when they’re caught. Kinda reminds me of Office Space in a way :)

Maffu’s birthday and making up words…

Had a busy night last night as it was the annual tradition of going to Star for Maffu’s birthday again.

I think you can sum it up as:
goggles
singing
drink
drink
kissing
dancing
drink
free Jägermeister branded stuff
drink
crime stopping (props to Fat Face Matt for that)
drink
dancing
drink
late taxi
Firefly
sleep

I’m feeling suprising sober and well today unlike Maffu, Amy and Angie and I can only wonder how Fat Face Matt is feeling having had to go to work today and us getting back into town at around 3:15am :D

New words we’re putting into use round here..

Rob’s being trying to convince me that functuality is not a real word when pronounced with a hard ‘unct’ sound instead of a silent t, I digress but that’s a lunch time debate…

Rob’s created a new words himself though:
biziki – a wiki for storing and planning business ideas

Project Saffron

My business partner and I set out our plan for Project Saffron today. It’s been on the cards for several months now and we’re finally getting to the point where the ball is going to start rolling *yay*

This of course means I’ll not have any spare time at nights but to be honest that’s been the norm for the last couple of weeks and although it’s stressing me out a little, I’ll start to relax when Project Saffron gets underway.

Now to write myself a few tools to make things easier……

Prophetic dreams

Some things are just spooky.

3-4 days ago I dreamt my ex was pregnant (to her current boyfriend). I saw her last night for the first time in about 3 months and she tells me she’s pregnent….

Now she’s looking at marriage and starting a family. I’m not sure she’s ready and I don’t think she feels she is, the boyfriend is over the moon but he’s a lot older and wanted this from the start.

I wonder how this will turn out….